stoppelmonkey

Name: Mrs. Blackjack
Aliases: creepy creepster,Monkey
Zoological sign: Monkey
Agist: Your momma
What is your homeland, Usul: Netherlands
Size: F5
Status: quo
Erotic vantasy: 1972 Ford Econoline
First person to die in a horror movie: last person to lose virginity
Pets: many a dog and kitty
Bands: many
Sweatpants in public: only on Tuesday and only when I feel "fat"
Records or cassettes: records on cassette
Life expectancy: I expect to outlive ALL of you with exception of Crappor, she's living to be 91
Kids or pets: I have pets and kids smell funny
Death by: Spontaneous human combustion
First computer owned: Pretty sure it was a Commodore Amiga. Have to ask my pops.
What you stare at most in an eligible mate: posable thumbs
Favorite song in a commercial: Let's do a song that pissed me off most in a commercial. Jaguar used The Clash song Brand New Cadillac in a commercial. Who the fuck can afford a Brand New Jaguar? Fuckers.
Warship: Gouda or Zon~don't mess with me these are real warships dudes. If you do, you can trip on a Kentish knock. Blargh.
Eat salad: yes
Worst time on drugs: Blackjack had to get me stitches on hallucinogens.
First person to tell you who Sanny Claus was: Who is he?
Love or hate: Love the haters!