Napoleon Solo

Name: Napoleon Solo
Aliases: shhhh those are secrets
Zoological sign: the half man half horse thing
Agist: Older than yall but I looking so young
What is your homeland: U.N.C.L.E.
Size: Perfect size
Status: Single at times
Erotic Vantasy: Fortune & Maltese & The Phabulous Pallbearers
First person to die in a horror movie: Some topless blonde
Pets: Love them
Bands: Never played in one, but have seen hundreds play
Sweatpants in public: sometimes for the job
Records or Cassettes: I'm old enough to remember when all we had was records
Life expectancy: as long as possible
Kids or Pets: Both
Death by: THRUSH if they have their way
First computer owned: Commodore
What you stare at most in an eligable mate: Everything I am very observant
Favorite song in a commerical: "I'm a pepper, she's a pepper, wouldnt you like to be a pepper too"
Warship: The ones that dont get shot at
Eat salad: yeah all the time
Worst time on drugs: The time some jackass put LSD in my martini at a Beverly Hills party way back when
First person to tell you who Santa Claus was: The president
Love or Hate: Love, I'm one of the good guys.