Great Gourmet MHK

Name: Great Gourmet MHK
Aliases: Culture Warrior, mik'el
Zoological sign: Can-Sir (born on bastille day - greatest shame, that is why I always order freedom toast and rock out to Never Surrender).
Agist: never trust anyone over 30. I am a proud 1974 child.
What is your homeland, Usul: Kalamazoo and Gwan Wapidz.
Size: shrinking, it happens to us all.
Status: Free Agent, seeking multi year deal, with multiple layers of performance bonus and a player option escape clause after 2 seasons.
Erotic vantasy: remember that scene in bram stokers dracula when winona ryder is running down the steps...neither do i...
First person to die in a horror movie: The Audience
Pets: they died, thanks for asking ace hole guy.
Bands: The ones that snap around wrist and cut flesh circa mid 90s. SxDx.
Sweatpants in public: no. you.
Records or cassettes: i got rid of almost all my cassettes when moving. Kept a few for nostalgia.
Life expectancy: growing shorter. thanks pet food from china. Savage knew all along! what is murtha eating all the time? I want some of that! he looks healthy!
Kids or pets: kids on leash, with trainer monk as childs best friend and role model.
Death by: reckless driving OR govt re-reducation camp - keep voting for major parties and it will happen to us all! Most likely my driving - is is getting very reckless again. Lessons from MI State Police dickhead motherfucker being forgotten in Southern Nevada desert sun. (big fingers to that copper)
First computer owned: eMachine bought prit'er 3 yers'go.
What you stare at most in an eligible mate: the soul. i use pagan powers to see aura. I love pagan powers. So alternative and cool to be a pagan. Pagan Powers can make you head editor of Chaos Comix. Until Pulido does not credit you! Damn Brian Pulido ruined my comix career and I am keeping his original works until he remembers my name.
Favorite song in a commercial: Better Made Potato Chips and the Detroit Tigers together at Comerica Park Rap.
Warship: USS Maine - read about it and say again that The Truth Movement is full of crazy people. Who is the real threat to freedom?
Eat salad: Untossed only. Spinach. Carrot. Cabbage. Broccoli. Cucumber. Green Pepper. Red Pepper. 4 Kidney Beans. Snow Peas. Couple of Croutons. Fat Free Honey Mustard Dressing. And chicken as long as it is not extra coast - thanks sweet tomato for making chicken 2 dollar extra - FUCKING AWESOME!
Worst time on drugs: 1st Grade. I had pneumonia. Was given penecillin by a damn doctor. Had allergic reaction. Was the first time I was aware of being targeted by terrorism.
First person to tell you who Sanny Claus was: figured out when snooping in house and present found labeled to me from Mr. Claus weeks before xmess.
Love or hate: Love it and Hate it. Franklyn German Syndrome.