dutch hercules

Name: Christ the Bosch Conquerer.
Aliases: Dutch Hercules, Bosch, Fran, Nancy, Zelda.
Zoological sign: freindly Polar Bear
Agist: 34 million
What is your homeland, Usul: Security, Homeland Security.
Size: Tripple Fat
Status: Humid region..not currnently known to man.
Erotic vantasy: Vantasy Island.
First person to die in a horror movie: black dude, or woman.
Pets: 8 squirrells 2 skinks.
Bands: Manthols, Medieval Soulpatch, Annonymous Heronymous.
Sweatpants in public: On Good Friday only. NO BONERS. NO PEPPER GAMES.
Records or cassettes: I brought records, she cassettes.
Life expectancy: 24
Kids or pets: Pets
Death by: Locust.
First computer owned: Appleshits circa 1919.
What you stare at most in an eligible mate: scarf
Favorite song in a commercial: 588-2300 EMPIRE.
Warship: the undead and MC 900 Ft jesus, ( he protects thou from tornadoes hitting trailer parks)
Eat salad: No you.
Worst time on drugs: december 11 1992. Freaked out weed..heard voices...but it was just dude shovelin snow.
First person to tell you who Sanny Claus was: Dad..drunk dad.."santa claus is bullshit"
Love or hate: Love pork. Hates melk and pallows.