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Name: wiz
Aliases: Ms. Liz, wizzybit, HONEY!!!
Zoological sign: Is that the Chinese restaurant one? Rooster, or more fittingly, Cock.
Agist: Yes, I am an age-ist. There's legal precedent, as I told you last time.
What is your homeland, Usul: Grey Gardens.
Size: Tall.
Status: Online.
Erotic vantasy: Mmmm, Astrovan.
First person to die in a horror movie: Probably me.
Pets: Smelly, but you love them. You know you do.
Bands: are more work than it looks!
Sweatpants in public: Hey, they are YOGA pants. Which makes me enlightened in public. Ha. Namaste.
Records or cassettes: I like wax cylinders, but it's a collector's market nowadays.
Life expectancy: Too damn long and senile, to boot.
Kids or pets: Pets are kids, right? Maybe.
Death by: erotic asphyxiation. While listening to INXS. Sorry, that was wrong.
First computer owned: T180? Is that a real computer? I remember it was Texas Instruments.
What you stare at most in an eligible mate: adam's apple. I can't wait to see everyone in the GT wearing a scarf to hide them from me. Then I will mock you all for looking like indie rockers.
Favorite song in a commercial: Woo Hoo.
Warship: U.S.S. Barney
Eat salad: daily
Worst time on drugs: the only time was bad enough. Never again.
First person to tell you who Sanny Claus was: Actually, it was my younger brother. Perhaps you've met him?
Love or hate: Love to love ya, baby.
Crust or Uncrust: Are you talking about scabs? It's not summer without a scab. You're crumb-believable!