crappor

Name: Crappor
Aliases: Crappor, Japhith, Flower, Lucifer, Stinker Dink
Zoological sign: Taurus/Snake
Agist: What?
What is your homeland, Usul: My lineage goes back to Africa
Size: Large and in charge
Status: chillin'
Erotic fantasy: eating pot roast and lots of cheese... no sex.. just food
First person to die in a horror movie: Dumb girls
Pets: Muffin, Tiny
Bands: rubber, exercise
Sweatpants in public: for Dutch only
Records or cassettes: I like records, she cassettes.
Life expectancy: 91. But would like to live forever to see cool technology
Kids or pets: maybe or someday
Death by: cheese ... aka heart attack
First computer owned: Apple 2e
What you stare at most in an eligible mate: eyes and dick
Favorite song in a commercial: gordon water.. good for hue
Warship: santa maria
Eat salad: ban on lettuce has been lifted
Worst time on drugs: hanging with parents
First person to tell you who Sanny Claus was: sister
Love or hate: celebrate.