Bat Guano

Name: Bat Guano
Aliases: THE REAL
Zoological sign: Sorpion *STING!*
Agist: 89
What is your homeland, Usul: The Galesburg, Scotts, Comstock Triangle
Size: Normal
Status: Regular
Erotic vantasy: To be rubbed all over with semi-smooth, or gritty, all-natural peanut butter.
First person to die in a horror movie: I'm the monster
Pets: Yes. And rubs!
Bands: RAMONES
Sweatpants in public: Never. Those who do should be shot.
Records or cassettes: Both
Life expectancy: What time is it?
Kids or pets: Or neither. He was a little dog named Snuggles, but -- no, let's start that again.
Death by: Coffee overdose.
First computer owned: Comander 69
What you stare at most in an eligible mate: The dirty dishes she leaves in the sink. COME ON, we got the dishwasher, just put them in there!
Favorite song in a commercial: I don't know.
Warship: USS Suckass
Eat salad: Shit roughage
Worst time on drugs: While on morphine, with my body stapled together and internal organs oozing out.
First person to tell you who Sanny Claus was: I figured out their lies.
Love or hate: An even mix of both, tempered by a contamination of modern day ennui.
Website: http://swagradio.org/
MySpace: http://www.myspace.com/batguano