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Records - They are $4.00 each with $1.50 for shipping. Shipping is cheaper if you buy more than 1!
UFO-004 BLACK ORPHAN - Circuits 7" EP
BLACK ORPHAN is a secret group of hyper-evolved troglodytes creating spaced funeral music that makes Wilma Deering shed 25th century spandex with the swiftness. Internet rumor has it that a current member of The SPITS is positioned somewhere within the escape pod, hopefully close to the SCSI port. Sounds like a 1982 cable access version of Robinson Crusoe On Mars horrifically tape-traded in Betamax, amongst collectors, with decayed fidelity. The cover glows in the dark. GLOWS, BROS! Recorded using hardcore machine language.
Songs:
A1: XX Spectrum
A2: Singularity
B1: Online
B2: Circuits
100 copies on fancy gold vinyl with glow in the dark FX. SOLD OUT!
300 copies real black. Covers glow in the dark as well. FEW COPIES LEFT!!
(UFO-003) MENTHOLS - The Miracle Slip b/w Rats & Insects 7"
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$4.00 for you domestics. email for outside The States. |
Menthols first record is finally coming to a close. From the ashes of Kalamazoo seminal fluid band, The Breaks, comes Sean Barney & Justin Miller's newest venture in banding. By enlisting The Wild Card, Dutch Hercules, and Clams drummer, Jeff The Snake, a true Kalamazoo super group was made. The Breaks were notorious for their non-vocal approach but here you get Sean's snarl and Dutch's bellow all up in your face. Compared to The Cheater Slicks and Hawkwind on the tussin, shit I even hear some Cosmic Psychos groove in there. Recorded very nicely by Jim Diamond at Ghetto Recorders in Detroit, MI.
Songs:
A: The Miracle Slip
B: Rats & Insects
100 copies soothing, cooling menthol green. Dutch Hercules did the covers and they are no joke and full of reality.
300 copies black vinyl. Jeff The Snake's awesome draw hands were all over this shit, trippin!
(UFO-002) MESA - Child Of Thunder b/w In Cold Blood 7"
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$4.00 for you domestics. email for outside The States. |
Mesa's first record = good times. Portage and Schoolcraft bros have teamed up in an arid, post-apocolyptic Michigan to bring the heavy tunage. Obvious sonic comparisons would be Sabbath, Lizzy, or Witchfinder General. Featuring members of Jihad, Nobody's Favorite, Quixote, '74 Jailbreak, Firesale, and Kiss Me Quick. Recorded by Jim Diamond at Ghetto Recorders in Detroit, MI.
Songs:
A: Child Of Thunder
B: In Cold Blood
100 copies red vinyl. Queen II inspired poses and mailorder only, get yours now!
300 copies black vinyl. Matt did up the covers real nice like, black as fuck.
(UFO-001) The METAL TEETH Wild Eyes 7" E.P.
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$4.00 the domesticated. email for outside The States. |
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The Metal Teeth Wild Eyes E.P. (UFO-001) check their myspace page for toonage
What? 4 songs of mayhem and fancy no-frills rock'n'rule plus enriched good times for your mind
Vital stats? 100 copies - clear vinyl, rotten covers, mail order only
Critical stats? 300 copies - black vinyl, varient covers, no Plasma cards though
When? out now, brothers and sisters
Distributed by? Goner, Goodwill, Delightful Diversions, and hopefully Biblez For Mexico Thrift Store (fingers crossed)
Located? in your grocer's freezer section next to the tons o' cutlets and biter bisquits
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